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Finally

And now to christen this damn community, even if it is a few months late.

Name: Tree; Don't ask for my real name, I don't remember it
Age: 24
Sex: Soon, please. Male.
Height: over 6 feet
Personality: It's whorrible, really. >D But I have got one, which is a plus.
Other: I'm bi, if anyone cares. I think I'm taken, too... but it's hard to tell. I mean, I think I've got two boyfriends (who both ABANDONED me entirely on CHRISTMAS, dammit.) My hair changes often, so... don't spaz. I'm not human, anyway, I'm... I guess you could say a tree spirit. I've got backstory, woo.
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So. Tree.

Why are you the one complaining when I, one of your boyfriends, was stuck OUT IN THE COLD.

THE COLD, DAMNIT.

COME WARM ME UP THIS MINUTE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CALL YOU 'HONEYBUNCH' FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, SWEETIE.

Sex. Now.
Bob.

... I happen to like the cold, but, I shall be very glad to warm you up. >D If you dare to ever call me 'honeybunch', I am not responsible for my actions thereafter.

Well... I would, but what about Stephano...? Where? ... How?
Thank you.

Not putting up with him now. Sex now, maybe I'll feel like putting up with him later. If you're good.

I swear to god my hand has not been more monogamous in it's life than it's been in the last month, Tree~
... *hug*

When the hell am I ever "good"? Heh. I get the now thing, but WHERE?

Monogamous... your hand...? What the hell are you talking about?
*grope~*

I don't know. And I don't care-- the park, a wall, the library. I really don't give a damn, Tree. Just now.

I have no idea why I love you. *grabs him by the hair to pull him down with one hand, other into his pants!*
*GROPEMOLEST-without abandon*

(between kisses)- Hmm. I can tell. *drags Bob home* Home is always nice, hm?

Because you do and I can do this. *throws Bob down onto bed- goodbye pants, shirt, etc.*
*hand in pants comes out to REMOVE said garment of clothing. whee! Buh-bye, pants. And shirt.*

That works, really. But hell, I almost-- ahh!--wanted to have sex in the library!

I can do that too, Honeybunch~ *flips and whee more molestation. TREE MEET BOB'S HAND.*
*sighs*

... sorry... can't... damn. *gets dressed* ... sorry.

*walks out of house quickly*